@emilyaheil: Jeff Bezos is the anonymous buyer of the biggest house in Washington

My parties all have big names
And I greet them with the widest smile
Tell them how my life is one big adventure
And always they’re amazed
When I show them ’round my house, to my bed
I had it made like a mountain range
With a snow-white pillow for my big fat head
And my heaven will be a big heaven
And I will walk through the front door

Big Time, written by Peter Gabriel

Washington’s Kalorama neighborhood just keeps getting swankier: Amazon founder and Washington Post owner Jeffrey P. Bezos [of the Internet of Other People’s Things] has bought the former Textile Museum, a 27,000 square-foot property, intending to convert it into a single-family home, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

Bezos’s neighbors will include President Obama and his family, who are renting a property nearby for their post-White House home, as well as future first daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband, incoming presidential adviser Jared Kushner.

Read the post on…where else…the Washington Post (owned by royalty deadbeat Jeff Bezos)

[Amazon has filed millions of “address unknown” NOIs to avoid paying songwriters.]

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